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Postistic 

Whenever someone posts something on Facebook or the internet containing a statistic / agenda / etc or whatever and thinks that sharing it is a "Form of Activism". (Aka Postistics)
I saw a postistic that showed the dangers of water. 100% of drownings happen because of water!! Let's do something about it!
Postistic by Big E Dude February 27, 2013
An insult equivalent to the N-word. This very code was used by the Elder Gods to insult somebody's weight, pretty much it means fat walrus with bad breath and a really bad burger addiction
Guy 1: bro *insert name here* is so lame, he's such an 885027
*insert name here*: *fucken walks through the fabric of reality
885027 by El Nuez June 21, 2019

Chocolate Bearded Clam 

Shaneequa has a smelly chocolate bearded clam
Chocolate Bearded Clam by kidlou December 15, 2010

Awesometastic

A slang word used to describe something or someone that is beyond "awesome" and absolutely fantastic.
That gelato is awesometastic! I had an awesometastic day! That dress is just awesometastic!
Awesometastic by WeddingPlanner1 September 21, 2009
Verb, one who is given an unfavorable promotion.
Uri: Did you get that promotion to marketing you were banking on?
Golgi: No, I totally got tafted. They sent me to R and D instead.

Acid Poop 

A shit so painful it feels like acid is coming out of your ass.
Bob: I ate some undercooked chicken today and have taken about four shits in the last hour. It burned like hell.

Tim: Sounds like you have Acid Poop bro.
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