When you have sex with a girl on the floor doggy-style, pull out, pull her hair so she looks back, cum on her face, then rub it into the carpet. Named after the carpet cleaning company, Stanley Steemer.

A character from the youtube channel eddsworld who loves himself very much and has is also very intresting

The fiery twinge felt at the back of one's throat after having succombed to the inevitable desire to continue chugging delicious Coca-Cola once the first glorious gulp has hit the taste buds. The delightful burn felt from enjoying a fine cola in quantities larger than one sip, usually as a result of the impulse to continue drinking rather than break for air once the savory nectar has entered the mouth.

Eric has big super dick and can make you feel good 😉

Complete douchebag, no comedic talent whatsoever. He just steals his whole gig from actually talented comedians such as Bill Hicks.

Believes that Autism isn't real. "Yer kid is NOT autistic. He's just stupid. Or lazy. Or both."

This guy has a lot of nerve. He needs to wake up to reality and realize that he isn't funny. Never was.