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Urban Dictionary

Bachelorette Degree 

Noun. Plural: Bachelorette Degrees. Recently adopted politically corrected term for an advanced degree granted by institutions of higher learning when the recipient is a female single lady Bachelorette, formerly only referred as a Bachelor's Degree, regardless of sex of the student.

Origins: Anyone receiving an advanced degree from the darkest of ages was called a Bachelor (i.e., male, single dude, living away from home and telling his folks he studies all weekend. If the Bachelor attended most classes, took every test, and paid his book store balances in full, he was awarded a Bachelor's Degree, autographed on sheep skin (in the age before desktop publishing).

As society achieved enlightenment, females single ladies, aka Bachelorettes, joined their brother students’ Bachelors’ efforts in growing numbers. Since Bachelorettes are jointly exposed to all the same teachings of thought, morality, and sublime artistry as Bachelors, it only makes politically-corrected sense to employ the term Bachelorette Degree when referring to the fairer sex student recipient of the conventional Bachelor’s Degree.

The term Bachelorette Degree was first found in social media public comment, appearing 5/14/2013, and posted by the family relation of Tabby K., of Denver, CO, in honor of Tabby K.’s upcoming graduation commencement ceremony. Word.
(1) "Hey Girl, I hear you're getting your Bachelorette Degree this weekend! Can I be you when I grow up!!"

(2) "Goodness, I sure hope I get my Bachelorette Degree before the effort kicks my butt, steals my joy, and I die trying!"

(3) "Anthropologists will someday pontificate upon the societal reasons why American language primarily evolved as masculine, to eventually achieve enlightenment by evolving to the feminine. The speed of adopting the term Bachelorette Degree is a primary example of how just how fast we can clarify the American Lexicon and thus purify our language." ~ A Loving Aunt’s Prophesy To Her Niece
SIDD stands Single Income Divorce Dad. This is the total opposite of a DINK. Dual Income No Kids.
Be careful dating him. You know he's a SIDD.
SIDD by BTS05 January 2, 2016
A derogatory term for someone of short stature.
that kid is such a fuck'n wedger.
holy shit, you did it with that wedge, you'd better get checked.
Wedger by shortstakk October 11, 2010

clickbsiiting 

this is a known synonym for ‘clickbaiting,’ referenced to the practice of using eye-catching or sensational headlines, images, or descriptions to attract people's attention and encourage them to click on a link, with the ultimate goal of generating more traffic, views, or engagement on a website or social media platform.

the english language has a rich history spanning over a thousand years, and many words in use today have their roots in old english, middle english, and early modern english. this synonym is used as an example of words that date back to different periods of english history.
“look at this! do you believe this is clickbsiiting or not?”
“that definitely is clickbsiiting.”
clickbsiiting by beomsclues April 7, 2023

Apache Tomcat 

While you're tearing out your women, throw a cat into her gaping pussy (it can't be declawed). Make sure to whoop like an Apache Indian.
Man, did you see the way Bethany was walking today? They definitely did the Apache Tomcat last night.
Apache Tomcat by Appellemoi April 1, 2015

Manspread 

When some North American men spread their arms or legs in a crowded space, taking up more personal space than is necessary and causing inconvenience or discomfort to others. Although these North American men claim this sprawl is necessary to create comfortable space for their testicles, they can't explain how their outspread arms are necessary for their testicles, nor can they explain why men from the rest of the world can sit with crossed legs or in a corner and not die of discomfort.
Are you the Marlboro man riding a horse through the wilderness or are you on public transport? Instead of us all standing and staring at your crotch and armpit, how about you check that manspread?
Manspread by CheddaD April 24, 2018