A common creme used to treatacne. Mothers have discovered that it also helps with wrinkles. The issue is that mothers are unable to buy it through their issuance so they buy it “for” their teens and save hundreds of dollars.
Barbara: MoM i DoNt WaNT tO gO To tHE deRmaToLogISt
Mom: BARBARA, SHUT YO ASS UP AND GET IN THE CAR! THE ONLY REASON I HAVE WRINKLES IS BECAUSE OF YOU! YOU ARE SO UNGRATEFUL! WE ARE GETTING THE FUCKING RETIN-A!
A specific term for a sexual act that must be done during a massage, instead of just asking for a, “happy ending” which is normally a handjob, with this you know you’re getting her pussy “envelope”
She gave me her finest Asian envelope once all was said and done
A luxury sedan that prioritizes comfort over handling and performance. Used in a derogatory way by fans of sports sedans, which are the opposite.
Float: The objective of this type of cars is to isolate the driver from the road, which makes them feel like they "float" above it.
Boat: Because handling is not the priority, they can be hard to maneuver, a characteristic they share with actual boats.
These cars are typically preferred by older people because they offer a relaxing ride, whereas younger people prefer sport sedans for being more fun to drive.
Dad, your old Caddy is such a floatboat. When I drive it, it's hard not to fallasleep. My new Mercedes is so much better
A raging boner of a hard man, often tipifyied by the tip of his hyde. Can generally be considered a marvel of the modern era, also, likes to be wanked off by six formers. "Them girls they all love me" is gaelic for, Sturr-óck. King of killing mongs and all round genious sex face bastard.
I just sled down a hill and banged my face of a Sturrock, I willnever go back there. *shudder*
Dear stupid, is one of the most famous fanfiction.net stories on the website about Hannah Montana. It is about Oliver Oken, who has a huuuge crush on his best friend Miley stewart and all that had to make him realize his love for her was a psychiatrist and his ever personal journal. He definitely does not want his other friend Lilly to see the journal and make fun of him.
"Dear Stupid, for a grand total of three times tonight, I was hit in the head with a basketball."