a guy who really likes to show off his hot abs

somebody that will get you to buy them food

The protag of Xenoblade Chronicles, an often underrated game. He is an amazing character and would do almost anything for those he cares about. He is also the weilder of the monado, a blade controlling the flow of ether on the Bionis, where he lives.

Thomas "T.J." Lane. A perfect example of the abominations American society has been producing lately. The 17-year-old perpetrator of Chardon High School shooting in Ohio that left 3 students dead. He became notorious for his behaviour during his sentencing, where he wore a T-shirt that had the word "killer" scribbled on it in the courtroom and told the victims' families "This hand that pulled the trigger that killed your son now masturbates to the memory. Fuck all of you". He was sentenced to three consecutive life sentences without the possibility of parole.

Basically he's one fucked-up, delusional skinny white boy who thinks he's the shizzle until he's thrown into jail with the general population most likely to be used as a fuck doll for the rest of his sorry life. He also has a sister who's actually quite hot and will most likely be angry fucked for the rest of her life for sharing the same bloodline as this nasty-ass little fuck.

Verb

To utterly own something, someone. The point of no return, a level up from pwn.

Past Tense: Poon'd
Future Tense: I will poon

The chain of ownage:
Poon > Pwn > Own

The Chicago Bear is when after receiving a Green Bay Packer from the bear variety of men; the recipient then finds a football field and just shits all over it. The shitting on the field may be figuratively or literally.