Urban Dictionary
Muck Spreading
Muck Spreading (verb) - The jetison of spent semen from your partners anus by means of farting or shitting or both at the same time.
Tracey spread her butts and farted the spent muck right back onto my Japs Eye.
"Bullseye, you Muck Spreading bitch, I grunted!"
"Bullseye, you Muck Spreading bitch, I grunted!"
Muck Spreading by Ozzer Onzer May 17, 2006
Setting the Feldman
Being adequate, satisfactory or normal in any characteristic, circumstance or scenario. The only exception is for good looks, for which the Feldman sets the highest standard, almost unachievable by regular human beings.
In law, the standard of the Reasonably Prudent Feldman has replaced the now outdated Negligence standard.
In law, the standard of the Reasonably Prudent Feldman has replaced the now outdated Negligence standard.
I got a C on my test today; my professor said I really set the Feldman on it.
I came in 5th out of 10 bowlers in my tournament, and took home the Feldman award.
I've got a decent job, a mid-sized suburban home, a wife and 2.5 kids - I'm really setting the Feldman right now.
Wow, things really got out of hand there for a while! But things are finally starting to return to Feldman again....
DID YOU SEE THAT GIRL AT THE BAR?! There' s no way I even have a chance with her...she totally sets the Feldman!
I came in 5th out of 10 bowlers in my tournament, and took home the Feldman award.
I've got a decent job, a mid-sized suburban home, a wife and 2.5 kids - I'm really setting the Feldman right now.
Wow, things really got out of hand there for a while! But things are finally starting to return to Feldman again....
DID YOU SEE THAT GIRL AT THE BAR?! There' s no way I even have a chance with her...she totally sets the Feldman!
Setting the Feldman by Lil' Rank November 5, 2011
Cat
a gift from the heavens that is cute but can also scare the living heck out of you.
they are the rulers of the internet and can give just as much love and affection as dogs, who unlike cats, aren't nearly as chill and majestic.
they are the rulers of the internet and can give just as much love and affection as dogs, who unlike cats, aren't nearly as chill and majestic.
cats are adorable as heck. prove me wrong
cat owner- I just got a new cat!
dog owner- so you got a murder weapon?
cat owner- I just got a new cat!
dog owner- so you got a murder weapon?
Cat by Spicy Jalapeno August 30, 2022
brabey Simpsons....
Ur the best at what U do.... S
Should only be replied with ....Johnson's and stuff ( yea I know like av a look)
Should only be replied with ....Johnson's and stuff ( yea I know like av a look)
Ur the brabey Simpsons.... she said to me to witch I looked at her with that full mirror wanker look and said Johnson's and stuff
brabey Simpsons.... by trickyZtricks April 13, 2023
Fruitfurt
Similar to zeibrut but more fruity. To be then little stencil of a man standning in the corner of that party but when approached one discovers that he has a way about him that is very swish.
Fruity muffins.
Fruity muffins.
Fruitfurt by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits November 14, 2007