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Swinging your Dick 

A suss way to say someone is gassing themselves too much/being overly cocky/being arrogant asf/Egotist
Nathan stop “Swinging your Dick”.
Bro, Owen your “Swinging your Dick” too much.
Swinging your Dick by Slendahman December 9, 2020
A homosexual jew; especially one from Israel
What do you call a gay jew? An Isgaeli
isgaeli by obneopeehon June 19, 2010
A Gay-Boner. When you're a straight and accidentally gets a Boner cause of a dude.
Guy to guy talk: You should stop acting like that, cuz i might end up getting a gayner.
Gayner by I'm not gay but im gay October 9, 2018
A mix of a John aka somone who pays for sex and thug aka a gangster or sketchy person. So basically a gangster who pays a lady of the evening.
Bro your a real Johnathug!
Johnathug by Johnny Starlight December 25, 2025

scoop and floff 

The act of farting into your hand, and ka-me-ha-me-ha into your significant others face while they not expecting it. You can also use a blanket or other forms to transfer the fart to their face.
I was laying in bed with my with my fiance the other night and scoop and floffed him and he threw up..
scoop and floff by Lawndragon January 4, 2018

moppin the floor 

moppin the floor is when ur doin a girl upside down standing up and u use her head to clean the floor. a very convenient way to clean your house. if she wears a wig then shes a swiffer disposable mop.
"man my kitchens dirty, can we start by moppin the floor?"
"sure, but u gotta replace my swiffer afterwards"
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