Kalea a girl who is very sporty very pretty and beautiful. She is smart and very brave. She is loved by every one especially boys. Kalea is a person who is amazing in language arts but not very good at math. She is a girl who is very popular and funny.

When returning home and inserting the key coincides perfectly with the sense of immediate peeing which did not exist at all before. Some times makes you pretend walking while remaining at the same geographic coordinates. A combination of the words insert and pee.

ment to be

1. A disgrace to America
2. Imperialistic bastard
3. Dyslexic redneck
4. The Hitler of America.

A half drank or nearly full beer (most of the time, cheap domestic beer) which was opened and quickly put down and forgotten about by a drunken party goer who has already moved on to crack open another beer (possibly another potential future Jonesie).
(Not to be confused with a fallen soldier, Jonesies are salvageable and especially welcome when found after the liquor store has closed or a party has disbanded)