cedarcrapids's definitions

Jonesie

A half drank or nearly full beer (most of the time, cheap domestic beer) which was opened and quickly put down and forgotten about by a drunken party goer who has already moved on to crack open another beer (possibly another potential future Jonesie).
(Not to be confused with a fallen soldier, Jonesies are salvageable and especially welcome when found after the liquor store has closed or a party has disbanded)

When everyone at the party left when the booze ran out, I was able to keep getting drunk off of all of the Jonesies that were left behind.

by cedarcrapids June 27, 2024