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Pool Party 

When you're at a good pool (either in the skatepark or one u found)and while ur tearing it up, all of a sudden like 20 seven-year old kids come out, slide into the bowl without dropping in, and ruin ur perfectly good session with their shitty ass going up, falling off, and crying.
The Vans Skatepark in Orlando pisses me off because it has liek 8 pool parties a damn day
Pool Party by lesbian seagull December 13, 2003
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Ice Cream Soup 

The act of sitting in a tub of buttermilk and defecating while simultaneously spinning counter-clockwise to create a ribbon effect.
Hey John, I made some peanut style ice cream soup last night!
Ice Cream Soup by Kurgan January 8, 2011

kaiser sozed 

When one can make up his or own life story or a simple lie using only the materials used in the room they are currently in.
Hey man did you find out if jimmy did it?

No he said dell samsung did it.

Oh you mean your computer and your printer?

Crap, I just got kaiser sozed.
kaiser sozed by jaken May 14, 2012

BigFuzzyArchon 

An Uber 1337 h4x0r who play's Battlefield 1942 and Unreal Tournament 2003 and everybody loves him.

Big = Size of penis
Fuzzy = Eye sight
Archon = What he is :)
BigFuzzyArchon 0wnz 1shot1kill.
BigFuzzyArchon by Jared March 23, 2003
so if your from a dif state and your wondering why people seem to think texas is so much better,

its because we texans have pride in our shit, we dont just live whereever, this is our home, we always plan to move back to texas if we leave so we can have kids here

we have a way cooler history than other states, we even have texas history as a class in school,

texas is huge, nuff said, it also has a cool shape but whatever....

were not all cowboys but we all have at least 1 as a freind and you dont have to be a hick to have horses or land,

another bonus, texas isnt freaking cold, unlike gay omaha or whatever the most clothing we wear at any point in the year in houston is a hoodie and jeans,

we are home to some of the best universities in the country for dif. subjects like Sam Houston st. for criminal law or A&M or UT or all the other ones, also, texas is in the south, the place where people like to say everyone is inbred, well that all starts to the north and east of us starting in Okla.,

if you have ever been around the country you will notice there are WAY more beautiful women here and theyre actually tan and not all pale whities,

we have some of the best food here, BBQ and mexican, these can never be recreated the same anywhere outside of texas(well maybe mexico)

oh ya texas is the only state that became a state by treaty, so if we wanted to we could suceed and become our own country

so maybe now you know how we texans think
i am proud to be from TEXAS
texas by cowboytroythetexashit August 3, 2009
A word mistakingly used by a nervous and near-stuttering boy when in the presence of a really attractive girl. Describes something that is funny, hilarious, cute, etc. Often used just for fun or by girl to tease boy.
Boy: "Wow that movie we saw was so funty"
Girl: "You're right! And I think you're cute"
Boy: "Well then I think I love you"
Girl: "That is funty but I love you too"
Funty by ssornavi88 August 5, 2008

Nigger Stick 

A metal or wooden stick used to put in windows to keep the niggers from stealing your belongings/money.
We have 3 windows in this place but only one has a nigger stick that will fit in it. We will need to but 2 more nigger sticks then.
Nigger Stick by roblofosho October 31, 2009