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Your ex: I love you, let's get back tgt
You: No, you are foso.
Foso by Algorithms June 2, 2018

CoreyO's 

a very homosexual breakfast cereal, making one's mouth taste of head.
He totally ate some CoreyO's with skim milk.
CoreyO's by Meha April 13, 2007
Cj is a loving, funny, flirty guy. He is very loyal, and VERY shy. Cj is in love with a girl. He will do anything for her. All he wishes is that she pays a little bit more attention to him. Then he will think she is the perfect girlfriend. Cj is also reliable. When someone has a problem, he knows and tries his hardest to make the troubled person to tell him what's wrong. He then talks to them and tries his best to fix their problems.
CJ : Nanii?!
CJ by Z_alk November 22, 2018
created by some very ingenious sixth graders.
can be used when in distress or when speechless
I um..uhh..uuhhh...SHMEASH!
shmeash by Peh November 10, 2006

mollycoddle

What parents often do to their kids. When they explain something but leave out important details because they think it's inappropriate, or when they sugar-coat the truth because they think it's inappropriate, or when they flat-out lie about something because they think the truth is inappropriate. A good resource of getting around mollycoddling is Urban Dictionary, because it has almost all of the TRUE definitions of things that parents will often mollycoddle. Or one can Google a question that they've asked their parents to verify that nothing has been mollycoddled in the answer. Of course, many parents know of these resources so they keep their kid off of the internet.
Example 1) Kid: Mommy, how are babies made?
Mother: The stork, which is a magical bird.
Kid: *Google-searches question* *sniff* Mommy lied to me. Waaaaahhhh!!!!
Mother: Crap. My mollycoddle failed.

Example 2) Kid: Mommy, what are my balls used for?
Mother: Their just there.
Kid: *searches "Balls" on Urban Dictionary and Google* *sniff* Mommy lied! Waaaaah!
Mother: YOU'RE NEVER GOING ON THE INTERNET AGAIN!!
That man is such a leon
Leon by Pimp meister June 10, 2022
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