shy turtle

A shy turtle is the awkward occurrence of a terd that pokes its head out of the anus (shell) but then pulls it in readily at any attempt to defecate it. As a result, this means visiting the dunny numerous times with no apparent luck.

Bob: Geez Billy, you eat some bad curry last night?
Billy: I wish Bob, I’ve been wrestling a shy turtle all morning and can’t catch the mongrel

shy turtle by Grad2000 March 24, 2011

lasterday

A specification of time referring to any time before today. Sometime in the past, with no regard for exactly when.

We went to the zoo lasterday.

lasterday by Athenagabena November 22, 2019

Wienification

The act or process of drawing peni on a public surface, most notably on other peoples belongings or public buildings.
These peni can range from the very basic to the extremely detailed based on the amount of time the offender has as well as their level of perversion.

The wienification of the man's face was done after he fell asleep at the party.

While the innocent man was not looking, his friend completely wienified his brand new folder.

The man woke up and looked out his window to see his house had been severly wienified the night before.

Oh dude, you shoulda been there! Last night we wienifed the whole Town Hall!

Wienification by Timochy37 October 2, 2010

Butternuts

Coined by the late "AK" meaning to show great dis taste in an object, thing, place, person, action, etc. This word can also take the form of a adjective, noun, adverb, etc. Butternuts has the flavor of an old man that's got shriveled up dusted walnuts. Butternuts has the looks of 90 year old plastic supermodel that continues to get botox.

Ya bro, that movie got less than 65% on Rottentomatoes, it was so butternuts. Like lots of butter on those nuts, it was so bad

Butternuts by The Butter King December 3, 2010

jerkitch

This is the mix of the two words "jerk" and "bitch". This word was made mostly for people who cant swear in front of certain other people. Such as parents, people who dont like the language, or for people who just dont swear.

cree: "Bobby, you're such a jerkitch! why did you have to say that?!?!?"

Bobby: "Sorry cree, I wasnt trying to make fun of you."

jerkitch by stupidperson501 August 27, 2009

DIDDY

talking about heterosexual sexual exploits so often it causes one to think you are actually homosexual. Much like P. Diddy.

'yeah... i fucked like 3 girls last night.... i love the pussy'
'wow... that's so Diddy"

DIDDY by juicy pair November 16, 2009

A cold Eamonn

When you attempt to insert your fingers in a woman's vagina but their underwear gets in the way.

Man her knickers were so tight all I got was a Cold Eamonn

A cold Eamonn by a cold eamonn May 28, 2011

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