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Urban Dictionary

Barnette 

A slimy tool used in the engraving of wanton and unneeded headphones used by those of the persuasion of schizmatic doctrine. The tool is shaped like a long, spiny, demonic tail and the sliminess is a result of old yellow earwax indicative of those who can't hear well due to many years of obnoxious loud drumming during the sacred ritual of the pre-breaktime party puke. This tool erodes in the presence of hubbly or "nargilla" smoke. Used most commonly in first person shooter genres. This tool is often associated with mann.
Is that a barnette or are you just happy to see me?

flex my balls 

The action that is taken when one or more individuals need to be put in their place, or when a situation calls for an alpha to step up and assert their dominance to get the desired outcome
I decided to flex my balls at work and make the peasants under me work late
flex my balls by White-Rice October 31, 2017

bussy soup 

BUSSY SOUP!?!?!?! LONG BUSSY HAIR IN SOUP AIRFRIED AND BAKED ❤️😜😜🥸👩🏻 🌾😅😀🥸😔🍾😎🍆🍆🍆
steward- AYO you tried 🥺EMILYS🥺 BUSSY soup

David- no Is it good

Steward- ÜGHU YES 🤪🤪🤪*creams*
bussy soup by BUSSYsoup34 September 7, 2021

Stump Dump 

A shit so big it’s like passing a fucking tree stump out your asshole.
My as is torn up. I just took a stump dump.
Stump Dump by Eaton Holgoode December 21, 2017

ButteryLicious 

denoting someone or something with a smooth and creamy buttery flavor as delightful, extremely attractive and/or amazingly tasty
There is no way to describe Kerri's latest butter cookie recipe other than ButteryLicious!
My all time favorite popcorn is ButteryLicious. ButteryLicious.com

Dainty DILF 

A dad-type middle-aged man that was once a twink and still acts like it.
Matt is so hot! I want to rail that dainty DILF!
Dainty DILF by honeybro414 February 27, 2024
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