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Simon Sayes 

1) Often mistaken for the game "simon says".

2) Simon Sayes... Simon Sayes hi and girls slowly melt. He is someone who is stunning, gorgeous and one of the most caring people you could have in their life. A Godsend, an Angel. And he deserves to be appreciated and loved accordingly. He'll be there to catch your back when you've fallen so treasure him. And even if he doesn't believe it, he is beyond amazing and the best howdie partner anyone or any girl could ever ask for. Intelligent, charming and charismatic, he will steal your heart as soon as you look into his eyes. And truly, he's so amazing... desired by many... loved by all

3) as a verb to be a Simon Sayes is synonymous to acting in a manner so great, fantastic, fabulous, awesome and funny in epic proportions. It's almost impossible to find people who can pull of a Simon Sayes, apart from Simon Sayes him self. He's special, unique, one-of-a-kind and entirely lovable.
1) simon says smile

2) i wish i was as nice and kind as Simon Sayes.

everyone loves simon

3) ... sorry only a Simon Sayes can verb his name

Snuff her kitty 

A sexual innuendo; To greatly pleasure a vagina with minimal effort through consensual means.
"I can't wait to snuff her kitty tonight!"
Australia’s oldest inland settled town where there’s always a cattle truck passing by each hour and Reigns supreme over wallan in every inch of it. the southwest reigns supreme sitting high on the hill and the east and north are shabby steep and full of construction sites.
Kilmore is a hundred billion times better than wallan broadford and Seymour combined
Kilmore by anonymous November 24, 2021

Guacamolie 

Any person who is of Hispanic or Latino descent. Normally work as landscapers or laborers. Funnest people to work with. AKA "Guacs" "Guacamolies"
If you check off Latino or Hispanic boxes on a survey you are a guacamolie
Guacamolie by thicolas June 11, 2018
a fictional character, (mostly from anime) that a man or woman has feelings for
wow have you seen my waifu? she's kinda hot ngl
waifu by AlphaMaleGod February 10, 2020
When you try doing something to flex on others, but your ED gets in the way.
Person 1: "yo watch this"
Person 2: "don't do that dude, it won't work
Person 1: *fails to get it up*
Person 2: "damn dude nice WrexFlex
WrexFlex by Carl Carl monky September 27, 2019
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