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formula one 

The most incredible form of racing available! NASCAR is a load of crap in comparison...
only formula one has 330 km/h speeds
formula one by Tmurgy June 17, 2006
a person who looks like a terrorist at first, but when you get to know him he is one chill motherfucker .
Sam: Hey did you see that Quasay at lunch
Ashley: Yeah i thought he was creepy a first but he is really chill
Sam: yeah i know!, im thinking about hooking up with him tonite
Quasay by Itzcalledslanghomie January 18, 2011

Microsoft 

1. official name of one of the world's most powerful and corrupt corporations, increasingly known as Microshaft, Microshit, Mickeysoft or simply M$<br>
2. corporation known for making unbelievably crappy software, then shoving it down consumers' throats, screwing competitors and taxpayers and exploiting public school students in the process<br>
3. corporation founded by Bill Gates and Paul Allen, two of the world's richest assholes and virtual monarchs of the corporate brothel called Seattle<br>
4. mega-corporation that can't handle real competition
5. powerful member of the Seattle Mafia
If it weren't for software bug fixes and virus advice, Microsoft's website traffic might slow to a crawl.
Microsoft by David Blomstrom May 22, 2006

clititous 

When a clit can't take no more
My girls gets clititous when she's backed up against the wall toes curled shes moaning and u cant see her pupils .........never a disappointment

Duerfian Slip

An unintentional error regarded as revealing the opposite of one's subconscious feelings.
Daniel: I haven't heard you sing.

Sofia: That's good.

Daniel: :D

Daniel: *D:

Daniel: Excuse my Duerfian Slip. I do really want to hear you sing.
Duerfian Slip by AmmaNazi May 23, 2013

Crystal pepsi Fingers 

When ya home bois fingers litterally wreaks the smell of ass, and ya dumb enough to think they smell like crystal Pepsi, so ass boy says he dips his motha fuckin fingers in crystal pepsi.
CRYSTAL PEPSI FINGERSSSSS
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