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Full Of Bullshit.
People who frequently prefer using white lies when arguing with you to convince themselves they are right. Those people also give you random and misplaced excuses on different topics to avoid facing their problems. Problem is, you know they are lying to protect themselves or trying to manipulate you.
- It's the 3rd time Tim gives up his graduate studies. Last year he gave up his first year of law school because "he couldn't stand one of his teachers". Now he just gave up osteopathy because "his ex follows the same course". He's FOB, his parents keep giving him money for that. Can't he find a job instead?

- Lea is so FOB. She said she couldn't come home because she was sick but she kept publishing party pics on her facebook.

- Some beeping noise in the kitchen woke me up at 3am and I surprised my stepdad . He said he heard someone outside, but I know he's FOB because the range hood was on. He doesn't know how to turn on the light on it and just wanted to sneak in the fridge for some secret night snack...
FOB by secretom August 17, 2017

memorandom 

A memorandum that's random and/or off topic. It doesn't contribute to anything and didn't give proper information. It could also be something very specific but ignored because others would think it's odd.
A person tells their friend "So I was at work today and I was checking the notes and what is this? Forget a memorandum, this is a memorandom! I'm not doing this." Their friend inquired, "Well what'd your boss say?" "He fired me. Must've been out of my mind, he said that 'anyone wearing green would have to change immediately or get dismissed.'" "Weird." the other said.
memorandom by bobinnymarinara July 7, 2024
Cult of Awesomeness.

Sometimes referred to as posessing 'deviation from social norms' and sporting a Hitler Superman stance.

Most often found inhabiting the sexcave.
Meeting coa today in douglas to watch the lion king 3D.
COA by MufasatheUnicorn January 9, 2012

uncle's tongue 

when you pull the extra skin from your ballsack and make a tongue like protrusion with it. Hence, a hairy tongue like your uncle would have.
Dewayne showed Lisa his uncle's tongue and she immediately snapped a photo.
uncle's tongue by DirkNiggla April 2, 2004
Can mean either bonus dessert, or the problem with eating pressert without also eating dessert where you get resserted by the savory food & end up have to go to bed still sserty.
I got dessert at the restaurant but there was also still some leftover cake, so I got to have ressert.

The dessert looked so good that I couldn't wait until after dinner to eat it, so I ate it as pressert. But then because of that I got resserted by the dinner & ended up having to go to bed still sserty.
ressert by Definitively Cool August 16, 2024
A Boss. Literally. Beautiful, strong and independent but the perfect wifey to Kev Dog. A blessing to all those that know her. A Go-Getter and an all around uplifting spirit. She’s irreplaceable
“Miss Dee is inspiring…”
“Miss Dee smells so good!”
“Miss Dee made me feel so much better.”
Miss Dee by Brittany Krystine December 22, 2023

Amogophobia 

Chris Hansen: get amongus
Marz: no
Marz: never
Chris Hansen: Amogophobia
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