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Pwoper Muser

The growing group of musers well versed in everything related to the band Muse, and its members.

They take their name from a youtube video showing the lead singer, Matt Bellamy (A.K.A. God,) catching a fish, which he proceeds to name "pwoper".

A Muser usually reaches pwoperness when he or she has heard all 126 songs, and knows the lyrics to approximately 76 of them. The definition of pwoperness reaches out to include involvement in the muse community, knowledge of various muse gigs, knowledge of interviews, Affiliation with TakeABow19, and knowledge of every single article of clothing worn by either Matt Bellamy, Dom Howard, or Chris Wolstenholme.
"My sister is a Pwoper Muser. All she ever talks about is the fucking glitterati!"

"I'm a Pwoper Muser. I don't have a favorite Muse album."
Pwoper Muser by TheNoodleFish January 27, 2012

lazy ass 

The lazy ass, related to the lazy eye, is a common affliction for the sleep-deprived. Whilst one glute may move perfectly normally, the other lacks ambition and direction. It often fails to move and may start twitching.
Tony- Man, Greg's lazy ass is really acting up today.
Diane- Teeheehee
Greg (as he stumbles around compensating for his rabmbunctious left buttock)- Shut up you guys, this is really uncomfortable.
lazy ass by Box March 23, 2005
"dude, you get the new MXPX cd yet?, i hear its the shiz"
mxpx by a kid who wears pants April 26, 2003
Used to explain something really good or really bad. Or something in the middle.
I ate bad chili, now im crapping like a swizcon.
or
Mikes bitch is not really a swizcon.
swizcon by sillidill December 29, 2007
huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu lame laugh
huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh - look at that guys face
huhu by Willy~Wonka February 3, 2005
Too be carrying a handgun either concealed or openly.
“Why are you packing?”

“Because the world is turning into a scary violent place and I carry for protection.”
Packing by DTF4Y July 7, 2023

Pickle check

When your man's junk is hangin out his shorts/underwear in some manner, out the leg opening or the front.
Hey Big Daddy.. Pickle Check!
(meanin check yourself, your junk is hangin out)
Pickle check by wvkinnyjo February 19, 2009
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