Someone who puts their family member’s name on a prize ticket to split, but when the ticket is a winner, reneges on the deal and takes said family member to court in hopes of obtaining all of the winnings for themselves.

Something that is so beyond believable (in a good way) that it's megamazing.

When you are to high to say hmm you go zhmm

a dumbass

Having sex after a said period of 'retirement'.

To make love and spray love juices all over your partner