A Marcos is a very tall handsome, relatively mature, boy. He will often fall in love with you at first sight. He, not only, does not care about other girls, but will also do anything to show you that he choses you. Once he says "I want you." there's no turning back. So love a Marcos for he is true to you in many ways. Though he doesn't like it when you cry or put your self down.
Him: "I chose you and I only want you and no one else"
Me: "But you can have any other girl in the world, why me?"
Him: "I want you."
Me: "Ohh Marcos <3"
A rather raunchy fellow with enlarged lips and nose. Can be found "cheekin-around" in every environment except the nothern zombiepig region. Their favorite number is 7.3.
The act of self-fellatio, not swallowing the resulting jism. Then, using a bendy straw in the shape of either a flamingo or the participant's name, force the jism into your partner's vaginal or anal cavity through means of blowing.
Me and the old ball and chain are gonna go try for a kid, but her cunt is a little too rancid for my richard, so I'm gonna do the old Screwdriver in Paradise method instead.