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Emojicon 

Intended to be an emoticon, but due to an app's auto correct becomes an emoji.
Example 1: yeh boy i was txting my girl on kik, and all my ":)" turned into smiling emoticons

Example 2: "Sorry about that. The fancy, Japanese emoticon I pasted got messed up due to the emojicon auto correct."
Emojicon by i am hip October 20, 2014
A Marcos is a very tall handsome, relatively mature, boy. He will often fall in love with you at first sight. He, not only, does not care about other girls, but will also do anything to show you that he choses you. Once he says "I want you." there's no turning back. So love a Marcos for he is true to you in many ways. Though he doesn't like it when you cry or put your self down.
Him: "I chose you and I only want you and no one else"
Me: "But you can have any other girl in the world, why me?"
Him: "I want you."
Me: "Ohh Marcos <3"
Marcos by AngieSix January 15, 2013

cheeky monkey 

A rather raunchy fellow with enlarged lips and nose. Can be found "cheekin-around" in every environment except the nothern zombie pig region. Their favorite number is 7.3.
enlarged cheeky raunchy lojydice cheeky monkey
cheeky monkey by carathercheekyfellow November 13, 2011

Anal Avalanche 

A term used to describe a males load that flows out of the anus area when a certain amount of time has lapsed after intercourse.
I jackhammered Karen in the ass last night, and as she stood up to get out of bed, there was an Anal Avalanche that ended up all over the place.
Anal Avalanche by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2019

screwdriver in paradise 

The act of self-fellatio, not swallowing the resulting jism. Then, using a bendy straw in the shape of either a flamingo or the participant's name, force the jism into your partner's vaginal or anal cavity through means of blowing.
Me and the old ball and chain are gonna go try for a kid, but her cunt is a little too rancid for my richard, so I'm gonna do the old Screwdriver in Paradise method instead.

balldinger

gay; homosexual. To engage in homosexual activities. Someone who dings upon someone's testicles with their tongue, as a mallet to a bell.
Zac couldn't believe what a balldinger Jeff had become.
balldinger by revolverlbc October 30, 2007
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