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A term usually used in referrence to person(s) of desire who are known to be free from sexually transmitted diseases, who have perfect body shape, are amazingly attractive, and/or have large sums of money. An exagerrated term in which the person emphasizes the persons "perfectness".

Highest rank on the "fuckability chart".
"Fuck! Dude! Look at that chick! I heard she's magical."
"Yeah, I know! I heard one time she found a magic lamp, rubbed it and a genie came out."
"Oh, yeah? Did she get to make a wish?"
"No, the fucking genie asked her to grant him a wish!"
"What was his wish?"
"You don't know?! You fucking kidding me? She's fucking magical, dude! You know that his wish was to fuck her brains out."
magical by 9-10-Do Head August 22, 2006

Fanittering 

inspiring delight, pleasure, or admiration; extremely good; marvelous
"They all think she's fanittering."
Fanittering by Siennah January 8, 2009

Chocolate mortar

A chocolate mortar is when a man projectile shits into the air with the intent of of hitting a unsuspecting bystander
"Be careful near that block as i heard there is someone attemting a chocolate mortar"
a very large woman
"She is in McDonalds very obesha of her!"
obesha by obeshaopp September 10, 2023
A crazy person, but not in the good or cool kinda way, they constantly do stupid stuff and say stupid things and no one understands them, they usually can't get a girlfriend(or boyfriend, depending on the gender or sexuality) and can really get on your nerves.
Jordan kept bugging me, he kept poking me and yelling me 'anime walruses lurk in your watermelon potato salad' and he kept trying to lick my friend, for he is a freaking wackjob.
Wackjob by AGuyWhoLikesNachos June 8, 2013
A w social media app (the 3rd most popular) that’s pretty much exactly like YouTube but the subscribe button is replaced with the follow button.
MrBeast: Follow me for a million dollars!
Me: Follow You To Where?
MrBeast: Bruh. Follow me on TikTok duh.
TikTok by TheGamerGod July 7, 2024

Clogbuster

When you're ass fucking a woman and you cum in her ass, then she shits it out.
Dude: "just analed this chick from the bar, it was a real clogbuster"
Dude #2: "that's fucken nasty"
Clogbuster by Clogbuster May 2, 2021
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