To be trapped in a one on one meeting with one's boss, supervisor or coworker mergelatedsalamanized

Japanese bronies.

Someone who is highly ineffectual, talks a big game, but produces no results and rides on the coat tails of others.

A frightening ghost usually associated with the prison of Alcatraz. He wears chains and drives the Rapemobile. He is known for his raping skills and the 30 minute or less delivery time of Big Buckets O' Rape. He is featured on a made-up episode of Survivng Disaster in a parodic manor.
He also has a MySpace account so add him.

Mediumshipocracy, also Mediumocracy, is the government of mediums and mediumship, it's basically like Revelationocracy but instead of the divine revelators, it's mediums and instead of a usual theocracy, it's often an Esoterocracy, Occultistocracy, Psionocracy, Magocracy, Spiritocracy and any derivation of those. Often being a link between Esoterocracy, Occultistocracy, Psionocracy. Magocracy, Spiritocracy and so on with Divinocracy. Mediumshipocracy advocates that the mediums that are goining to participate of the government must be trained and gifted for do so, and it often seeks for mediums all over the nation and invite them to the government to participate of it, where the spiritual/esoteric/occultist leaders often consult the mediums to take decisions or the mediums are the spiritual/esoteric/occultist leaders themselves, depends of how much Esoterocracy/Spiritocracy/Occultistocratic and/or divinocratic the mediumshipocratic government actually is.

any implement you use to fend off the demon that you know is coming for the part of your foot that’s hanging out from underneath the blanket or over the edge of the bed