blowing clams

Performing very badly on a musical instrument. Hitting blatantly errant notes, most popularly on brass or woodwind instruments.

When Chet Baker was straight he could play like Gabriel himself, but when he was strung out on junk he was mostly blowing clams out on stage.

blowing clams by Jubilee Dunbar February 19, 2010

dick inches

Arbitrary (and usually incorrect) units of measurement used mostly by males. Derives from men overestimating their penis size. Dick inches are much shorter than actual inches. Hence a guy can claim to have a 9 inch penis when it is actually closer to 5-6 inches. The term "dick inches" is usually used when over-estimating non-penis measurements.

fellow one: "Finally! There's a parking spot!"
fellow two: "No way, man...You can't park within 30 feet of a stop sign."
fellow one: "There's plenty of room."
fellow two: "Yeah, only if you're measuring in dick inches."

dick inches by Char H April 27, 2007

Word of the Day on June 20, 2009

Fat piece

Luca bertolo

I have a fat piece

Fat piece by Fatpiecebert2 November 12, 2018

Nigel the civic

a Silver Honda Civic hatchback that’s owned by a idiot and posts about it on Instagram

Person 1: yo have you seen the new post about Nigel the civic?
Person 2: no I haven’t but he kinda sounds like an idiot

Nigel the civic by average ps3 enjoyer January 6, 2022

Grill

To stare at someone for a long time, usually in a hostile way.

“I’m gonna punch that guy if he doesn’t stop grilling me.”

Grill by KWright1212 April 8, 2020

Dorchebag

A person who has characteristics of both a dork and a douchebag.

Matt ~ "Dude Jack is such a dorchebag! He was walking around with his collar popped and a visor on while talking about his World of Warcraft account!"

Ty ~ "Dude I know I cant stand that guy"

Jack ~ "Im rollin out duders! Peace out cub scouts!"

Dorchebag by Deekaighem March 2, 2009

The mind can only comprehend...

The mind can only comprehend...what the buttocks can endure! This is a saying about long classes and seminars. If attendees have sat to the point of discomfort, they probably won't pay attention to the class.

The students had glazed eyes and shifted in their seats. The mind can only comprehend...what the buttocks can endure!

The mind can only comprehend... by I, Wreckerrr August 25, 2020

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