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to open your third eye to see something clearly in front of you. When your mom tells you to go get ketchup from the fridge, and you can't find it, you need to be more qhuakise. Because when she gets there, the ketchup is clearly in the fridge.

pronounced hwa-key. q and se are silent
you need to be more qhuakise
qhuakise by qhuakise-man March 18, 2026

taking the piss 

Generally Irish expression with the implications:

1) To joke with someone, to say something without intending it.

2) (Similarly), To lie in an obvious manner.
1) E.g "The guy said I was a dick, but I knew he was taking the piss".

2) E.g "The driver told the Police that he was sober, they said "You're taking the piss" and arrested him.
taking the piss by joshow March 7, 2016
An organized date usually arranged by friends where the sole purpose is sex and/or getting over a failed/bad relationship. Should not be confused with rebound. A lay up may or may not culminate into a meaningful relationship.
Matt felt bad for James so he called Alice and had her arrange a lay up with one of her friends.
Lay up by Dr-acula February 4, 2010

The Stinky Linky 

The act of vomiting while having sex with a girl, especially when black out drunk.
Scorpion bowls should be illegal, I gave a girl the stinky linky last night.
The Stinky Linky by poopydoopy1 September 20, 2011
Saberslap is the act of slapping the male genitalia on an inanimate object and/or being.
"Did you saberslap her in the face though?"
saberslap by Ajacsan September 7, 2017
Hey, do you know that guy?
Yeah, that's Ramzes, he's a real bro.
ramzes by Domang May 15, 2014

nerdogance 

not to be confused with "nerdigence", nerdogance is the certain brand of arrogance that applies to nerds who have a misplaced arrogance due to their assumed knowledge in an esoteric nerdy subject. Nerdogance manifests itself when the nerd in question feels insecure in social situations and uses their knowledge in sci fi, computers, etc. to act superior over others, in turn making more people dislike them, while proving the social stereotype of nerds as socially inept losers.
"I thought it sounded fun when he asked me out to see the Star Trek movie, but his nerdogance was so appalling. I had to decline."

Examples of nerdogance: Mystery, author of "The Game", any web developer, script kiddies, Dustin Diamond
nerdogance by sir bitch-a-lot July 25, 2009
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