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chili knuckle punch 

the act of rubbing your knuckles up and down the palm of your hand until there right hot, then punch someone on there arm while holding your knuckles there for 3 seconds, they get punched and burnt at the same time!!!
person1: that chris was annoying me so i gave him a chili knuckle punch
person2: i bet he was in pain
person1: hell yeah he was screaming in pain
person2: lol
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Asian Squat 

A squat position that is common practice amongst Asians. The form is generally a full deep squat with legs shoulder width apart, feet flat on the surface, and weight distributed to the heels. Footwear that have a slight heel makes the squat much easier to hold. This form is generally seen while smoking, casually conversing, eating, observing, resting, or use of the bathroom. In many parts of Asia, the toilets require the user to squat in this form. It recently gained attention because research concluded many Westerners have bowel movement issues from the adaption of using toilets and lost the form and ability to align the bowels straight for ease of bowel movements.
Guy 1 : Look at that rich Asian guy squatting in his suit and Rolex!

Guy 2 : That’s the Asian Squat. He probably knows what it’s like growing up poor.

Guy 1 : Asians have strange methods...
Asian Squat by G-Dogger G July 13, 2018
Old white male
I ended up at a table of OWM at the conference and they kept snickering whenever the woman panelist spoke.

When I walked into the interview and saw it was all OWM I knew the company wasn’t a good fit for me.
OWM by FCCmom September 24, 2019

Self-love 

To love and put yourself above others. To put your feelings first and respect yourself. To not care what others think of you and to personally grow. Self-love is to love yourself and make yourself happier then anyone else could so you dont have to rely on someone else. Self-love is very important.
Wait whyd you leave him?
I need self-love. I need to love myself first.

Dabaglic 

gay people felll off dabaglic
Dabaglic by darren stanes December 3, 2004

Chavinator 

A chav living in a burberry decorated box in an old grannies wardrobe.
When the granny looked in her wardrobe she noticed a chavinator in there!!
A person (usually a Bundu) who spends most of his life in bed or on his computer, wearing no shirt, and stalking MSA girls on Facebook. Funguses tend to grunt randomly and make other fungus noises when they haven't had any "action" in a while. They also ruin the pillows on the couch and mess up the sheets on their friends bed.
That guy is such a Fungus, he woke up at 5pm and went straight to the business school.
Fungus by Nyqra'ena November 17, 2007