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Urban Dictionary

Midhurst 

A small village located two hours away from Toronto. Since the only things it has is an elementary school; a general store; a few churches; and many, many trees, all of its citizens travel five minutes to the city of Barrie for almost all needs.

To the residents of Barrie, Midhurst is considered a place where only rich people live. This is partly true. There are little to none working-class folk, but most people are middle/upper-middle class. Although, there are a disproportionate amount of doctors and businessmen. The only working-class people there are the ones who bought their house 25 years ago when Midhurst real estate was as cheap as Barrie's.

The inhabitants of Midhurst are almost exclusively white, straight, married couples and their children. Most wives are stay-at-home or work part-time, even when their children are old enough to attend school, or have left home. This is because most women have husbands who make enough money on their own. Unless the husband is a teacher or doctor, almost all of them commute to Toronto for work.

Children who are raised in this village have little-to-no understanding of how the real world works, and have no idea how lucky they are to have grown up at least middle-class. This leads to something of a culture shock when they reach high school.
*Pretty girl gets out of her parents' BMW with her Coach book bag and Guess jeans.*
"She must be from Midhurst."

Guy: "Did you hear about that guy who drove home drunk and smashed his dad's Lincoln Navigator?"
Girl: "No...does he live in Midhurst?"
Guy: "Obviously."

Barrie Guy: I hate my car. It always breaks down.
Midhurst Guy: So why don't you just get a new car? *is genuinely confused*
Barrie Guy: WTF?
Midhurst by Nicole234 November 14, 2011

Text Delay 

The event which happens during an IM or Text message when a question is asked along with a statement, resulting in a reaction to the statement and a second statement by the first person. Finally the initial question is answered and the delay causes a mix up in the conversation.

Text delays are sometimes caused by slow typers or stories that take a long time to type.
Text Delay Example Conversation?
Xxx(10:32:11) hey wasup?
Yyy(10:32:55) nothin much. We won our game today.
Yyy(10:33:06) Did u win?
Xxx(10:33:28) wow! U guys won! Thats the hardest team in the state!
Yyy(10:34:44) ya i played a great game. The ride there was so far.
Xxx(10:35:11) no we lost
Yyy(10:35:43) oh that sucks
Xxx(10:36:12) ya. How long was the ride?
............
Text Delay by Haydenharrow March 4, 2009

Who Sagh'd

David Hassolhoff: "Who Sagh'd?"
Who Sagh'd by Gaby Vazquez July 18, 2007
She is a very funny person. Benedtes arent afraid to say whats on their mind. Everyone should have a benedte as a friend! She can also be really mean and think she is the stuff until she gets put down. She has a funny and good personality. Very Unknown name tho:(
Omg, why does that Benedte girl think she is so cool. She totally isn't.
benedte by benedteloverlol March 30, 2017

Elizabeth 

your named Elizabeth thats sad ong 🤡🤡🤡🤡💀💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
yk that monkey named Elizabeth

yessir

imagine being named Elizabeth
onggg

Rickey Ross 

A "Rickey Ross" is a sexual act where where one or more participant(s) defecates in the hair of another participant.

The person who has feces in their hair is now given a noogie to spread it around.
Oh man, I totally rickey rossed that dumb ho. And she likes it!
Rickey Ross by MrRoss January 20, 2009