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Originated from a game of Scarbles (fake Scrabbles).

An adjective, it means to be nasty and have an attitude. Usually meant to describe someone who is being short, rude and sarcastic.
Unicorn Master: "Hey, what the hell is up with your boyfriend?! I asked him to hang out and he snapped at me."

Asian Panda: "Forget him. He's just grintzy because I didn't give him any last night."
grintzy by Unicorn Master March 4, 2009

tweaksterbating 

when a person is so high or dependent/addicted to psychostimulant drugs that they will spend very long periods of time masturbating/watching porn due to one or multiple of the following reasons:

They obsessively search for the perfect video that they want to get off to.
Have fried their brain chemicals from prolonged stim. use that they either suffer from erectile dysfunction, or have so severely depleted their dopamine/serotonin levels that they suffer from prolonged/delayed ejaculation and take an uncomfortably long time to reach climax.

Just become hypersexually active and constantly are horny, even as to engage in unsafe sexual behaviors.
dude, i popped like six vyvanse yesterday to study for a test, and ended up tweaksterbating for three hours straight instead.
dude if i can last as long in real life as i can tweaksterbating, then i will be fucking great in bed.

Stacy asked if i tweaksterbate, I think she wants me bro.
When you take a shit in a dog bowl and then mold the piece of shit into a vagina so you can fuck it.
Have you even started twermmaxxing yet? It's 2024!
Twerm by goatedsean March 31, 2024
Your bro that you drink coffee with.
Hey Brewham, how bout' a half-caf?
Brewham by foosman February 11, 2010

Adorable hoe 

A hoe, but in a sweet, marvelous way. She's a badass bitch who knows to run her world but she's still somehow caring for the elite she considers as her friends. The best kind of hoe
Ulysse: She's badass like that, adorable hoe
Caitlin: Thanks sweetie, I rock my world 😘 ✨
Adorable hoe by ULySse_ January 16, 2021

cobeelynn 

Most outgoing; miss life of the party. Everyone wants to be her friend. Cobeelynn is the prettiest girl around!..your lucky if she wants you
Only the realist fw cobeelynn.
cobeelynn by Trendzzofficall May 31, 2018
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