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An acronym that stands for "Shit My Pants", used to convey an overwhelming feeling of hilarity in a textual exchange.
Jim sent a picture of his garbled package tea bagging Melissa. I responded with "SMP!!!", because lol just wouldn't do.
SMP by creatorcreator September 19, 2009

September 19 

This day is ask out your crush and they have to say yes day 👍!!!
Will u go out with me?

Yes I have to it’s September 19
September 19 by Jonny boyssss September 19, 2021

infuckgivable 

To be indifferent about something. To give absolutely zero fucks about how something turns out.
man.. whatever, I'm so infuckgivable about this whole thing..
infuckgivable by mokacchi April 28, 2021

Jerked Over 

(combination of jerked off and keeled over) when you jerk off so much in one day that you have a heart attack.
"Man I wanked like six times today...I almost jerked over on that last one"
Jerked Over by ohhoneohh November 2, 2017

kitty punch

when a female, in an altercation with another female, punches her in the vagina.
I thought she was going to lose that fight until she made an impressive comeback with her powerful kitty punch!
kitty punch by mojojojoohno December 7, 2010
Dolcie is a strange girl who runs round the school yard kicking bottles trying to nutmeg people she is usually quite peng but she thinks shes a roadman
Charlie"oh shit theres dolcie"
Jim:"just run"
dolcie by Tomato incident February 24, 2017
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