Pussy athletes who waste good pool space on a "so called" sport. Most speed swimmers are untalented geeks.
Speed swimmers warm up by swimming, practice by swimming and compete by swimming.
Speed swimmers may apear to be built but beyond their form lies a weak, puny core.

When you get a solid fart brewed up, fart into your cupped hand and throw it into your friend's face.

While performing said action, exclaim "Ninja, vanish!!!" in a loud, possibly Asian accented voice. While your victim is blinded by your noxious gift to the face, get the hell out of there like a ninja.

A male person able to make the same gender fall in a deep love for him. Very smart person who it sometimes a bit to heavy but overall a very great friend and a nightmare husband.

When a man masterbates on his bed and rolled to his side and finishes on the ground.

The act of declaring war against an extraterrestrial country.

Noun. Used to describe that which is created when a bastard crosses with an arsehole.