A staunch defender of the
New Zealand Prime Minister, Jacinda Ardern. One who refuses to see or believe
anything that makes the
PM look bad and will follow all her dictates with blind obedience.
Captain’s
Log, Stardate 031121.523
We are now in day 78 of our imprisonment by the Ardernites.
Their Dear Leader, a creature bearing the resemblance of a praying mantis, has
gone missing in action.