Incontrovertible evidence of the dumbing down of America. This "Sport" represents the worst, most base aspects of humanity. Two bald, tattoo laden, muscle bound sub-humans enter a ring (or octagon, which, ironically enough, most MMA fans are incapable of defining), and commence what any level headed on-looker would believe is a strange combination of gay sex and struggling over the world's last twinkie.

The fans of this sport have about as much civility as a rabid dog with a missing leg, compliments of a wood chipper. If anyone dares to question its legitimacy, be prepared for lots of "what bitch!" or "get in the ring fucker!" or "I beg your pardon sir, but I have no other method by which to compensate for the fact that my 3rd grade teacher molested me. I hear by challenge you to an MMA duel."

You need only look at definition #7 for a prime example of this.

Towards the end of the Roman Empire, the Roman Senate instituted a policy they called "Bread and Circuses". They knew their government was falling apart, so they decided to keep people fat, dumb, and happy by making entertainment available to the masses. MMA defines this. It is the escape of every unskilled, uneducated slob to live vicariously through each fighter, living out every violent fantasy they've ever had stored away.

All in all, it's a bunch of testosterone laden douchebaggery, throw in some self-masturbatory chest beating, and you have right there, ladies and gentlemen, mixed martial arts.

To cry and masturbate (wank) at the same time or to use tears as lube.

From the Macquarie Dictionary
lairy
adjective 1. exhibitionistic; flashy. 2. vulgar. from Cockney slang
lairy wise, knowing, awake up

The American equivalent of trailer trash.

Gustav Ähr was a man who died a tragic death. Also knows as, “Lil Peep.” Åhr was an American rapper born in Pennsylvania on 11-1-1996. But tragically died on 11-15-17, he only lived 2 weeks after his 21st birthday. He died by takin 6 Xanax pills without knowing Fentanyl was laced within them. He belonged to the Emo-Rap genre; joining groups such as: Gothboiqlique, and Schemaposse. His most well known songs are: White Wine, Beamerboy, Star Shopping, Girls, Gym Class, and 16 Lines. Although he is dead, his music is still being made, and he his gaining fans to this day. Rest in peace Gustav Elijah Åhr

Asher.