Chat speak

The language of talking like a total retard online AND in real life.

1."oMg lyk wer did u get dat shrt!?!?!11twentytwo"
2. "a/s/l!?!!111"
3. "Guess what pant size I wear?"
"What?"
"Negative 6! -jokingly-"
"OmlG ur SU luckie!!!!!!!!11"

by Joanne October 09, 2004

Smarter Child

1.A friend to the friendless, the buddy of the uncool.
AIM buddy.

2. A smart child.

1.I talked to smarter child today. I asked him if he was gay. He didn't tell me...Oh yes, and I can so relate to him. But I MUST work out some of his attitude problems he does have.

2. Wow I'm a much SMARTER CHILD then you are!

by Joanne October 10, 2004

wippy

Sperm toast

It´s been a long time since a good ol´wippy sweet ladies

by Joanne December 15, 2003

the libertines

the band i love and that are now splitting up because they are so fucked up that they cant see what they are doing to each other.....and to me.

whatever happened to the likely lads

by joanne November 27, 2004

ball and chain

Someone who won't let you do or go anywhere without him/her.

I really wanted to go snowboarding at Lake Tahoe with my friends this weekend but my ball and chain won't let me go.

by joanne January 07, 2005

siggy

On chat forums/boards these are things that are usually found under the main messege. Usually they eaither provide a link to some place, list a current goal, or say a witty phrase. Usually seperated from the main messege with a series of ----.

1. I was scanning over the posts to my forum and I saw the funniest siggys in the world!

2. (There usually in this format)
-Long boring messege no one cares about-
---------------------------------
-siggy with something funny in it like, 'if abuse is illagal, was is there school?'

by Joanne October 10, 2004

In built

In built i.e. running through the person like black pool rock.

Kev Mahon asking Sherrelle for a blow job - it's inbuilt in him.

by Joanne July 22, 2003