friend one: dude where’d the dog go?
friend two: central jersey.. last night
friend: HAHAHAHAAH omg bro im so sorry for your loss

The canonical example of grocid speech is from Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, by Lewis Carroll

Alice had been looking over his shoulder with some curiosity. 'What a funny watch!' she remarked. 'It tells the day of the month, and doesn't tell what o'clock it is!'
'Why should it?' muttered the Hatter. 'Does YOUR watch tell you what year it is?'
'Of course not,' Alice replied very readily: 'but that's because it stays the same year for such a long time together.'
'Which is just the case with MINE,' said the Hatter.
Alice felt dreadfully puzzled. The Hatter's remark seemed to have no sort of meaning in it, and yet it was certainly English. 'I don't quite understand you,' she said, as politely as she could.

Person 1: “I love Tommatt as a concept!”

Person 2: “I prefer Tommatt as a platonic duo!”

thats very anyier of you

My mate josh had an absolute stinky mare In the group chat and said proffered instead of preferred but you know what it kinda does have a ring to it though

"naur I no no wanna"

"shut up fatty"