grocid

Having the correct structure and syntax in a language, e.g., English, but actually meaningless.

Have you read Condi Rice's latest excuse? It's completely grocid!

by szabi December 27, 2007

grocid

Political speech. Educated nonsense. Cargo-cult educated discourse.

The canonical example of grocid speech is from Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, by Lewis Carroll

Alice had been looking over his shoulder with some curiosity. 'What a funny watch!' she remarked. 'It tells the day of the month, and doesn't tell what o'clock it is!'
'Why should it?' muttered the Hatter. 'Does YOUR watch tell you what year it is?'
'Of course not,' Alice replied very readily: 'but that's because it stays the same year for such a long time together.'
'Which is just the case with MINE,' said the Hatter.
Alice felt dreadfully puzzled. The Hatter's remark seemed to have no sort of meaning in it, and yet it was certainly English. 'I don't quite understand you,' she said, as politely as she could.

by gabor_denes June 27, 2012

groid noise

any variety or varieties of the incessant, unintelligible "music" that is greatly appreciated by the urban population and those desiring to be part of said culture. it can be recognised by it's it's spoken and at times rapid fire delivery vs the conventional singing of the lyrics as seen in most others forms of music. it is performed by both genders. the lyrical content typically consists of objectifying the female gender, copious references to illegal drug use and various methods of getting money, often of the the illegal variety and vulgar sexual content.

Billy: "dude, you hear that new Dr. Dre album? it's dope, man! i been waiting 2 years since his last album!"
Chris: "dude, you know who you're talking to? look at me! i'm powder's cousin. i don't listen to that groid noise". i'm rockin' that new Alan Jackson album. that's the stuff you should be listening to. that guy makes real music and plays an instrument."

by ClamLiquor March 19, 2023

groid

Slang, slightly demeaning term for black guy. Shortened form of Negroid.

Apparently the groids like the bling these days.

by Notcam March 13, 2003

groid rage

1) A disparaging term representing the unbridled anger of an out-of-control African-American male of the lowest tier of socioeconomic classing.

2) More broadly, the rage of any member of the human species exhibiting said anger.

Etymology: A portmanteau of (ne)gro and (ste)roid rage

Man, let's get the hell outta here, that dude has some serious groid rage!

by eggplantman November 2, 2008

groid

Most Groids reside in large urban areas, concentrated in the inner city/ghetto type environment. Known to smoke weed in copious amounts, these pavement apes also consume vast quantities of malt liquor beverages like Colt45 & Olde English 800, as well as Remy Martin and Hennessy Cognac. These creatures are prolific breeders, often procreating as early as 9 years of age.

Cruising down Broad Street Friday afternoon, we observed a large herd of wild Groids making a major ruckus outside of the Crown Fried Chicken store. Smashed windows and drumsticks everywhere.

by Klaatu B Nikto January 4, 2017

groid parking

When a person purposely back into a park space to prevent their tags being run.

We went to the mall and alot of people had groid parking their car

by It doesn't matter April 13, 2021