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Urban Dictionary

whackatorium

Usually specific to soldiers, or other people who are forced to live in close proximity for long periods of time without either sexual activity or privacy, a whackatorium is a small shack made out of blankets, ponchos or poncho liners that is erected so that the builder can masturbate in relative peace. It is often explained away as a means to block light, or provide privacy to change, despite being erected almost exclusively around one's sleeping quarters.
syn: jack shack
God, we've only been here a week and Gale's already built himself a whackatorium!
whackatorium by Barchack April 13, 2008

masturbathe 

The act of masturbating while bathing.
Last night, I masturbathed and it was so relaxing.
masturbathe by Jennifer Notch June 5, 2005
A dirty slutty bird who stinks of fish doesn’t work and will be living on benefits you can find kaitlen at the job centre or giving a blowwy for £15 behind tescos.
kaitlen is a fuckin minger
kaitlen by Joemcdaidlover123 February 26, 2024
Kira is a beautiful, sexy and hot girl. She will never leave you behind. But sometimes she is conceited. She is a perfect girlfriend for every boy. She is so cute and cool.
Person 1: It's so hot in the room.

Keanu: Yes, Kira just walked in
Kira by Kiraeea January 2, 2019

emotion pig 

One having a tendency to reject interaction with others in favor of wallowing in their own emotions.
She's not going to come hang out with us. She's being an emotion pig and wallowing in her own misery
emotion pig by CruzMissile12 March 18, 2011

Drive By Slacking 

The process of visiting a slack channel, asking a question, and never been seen again.
Don't bother answering that question, he is just drive by slacking.
Drive By Slacking by slackwise April 26, 2019

trailer park queen 

Mega hottie that looks and seems to be high class and out of your league. But when you get the guts to talk to her and come to find out it seems she was raised in a trailer park by Carnies. As soon as u no this grab a few tall ones of steel reserve, pack of Winston's and a bag of Meth !!! Get ready because her and her mom will be blowing you all night long. But a Tip for the Tip...make sure they take there false teeth out first. It will blow your mine!!!!
She may look hight class but she really is a trailer park queen.
trailer park queen by UpDog July 4, 2014
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