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J to the B 

J to the B
J to the B by KP2saucey October 3, 2022

herpes monkey 

Someone who you hate that you wish would just get herpes and die...
Ugh... my next door neighbor cops on me again for having my music too loud... that fucking herpes monkey...
herpes monkey by Selice August 29, 2006

finger magic 

A more discreet term for fingering. Often said using a gesture of wiggling one’s fingers upwards.
“So what happened when you hung out with him last night at the beach?”

“Let’s just say there was some finger magic on the beach...”
finger magic by hbot47 November 10, 2019

little house on the prairie sex

Lame sex in which the woman just lays there doing nothing and may even be partially clothed during the act. Named because it's probably the kind of sex that people had on "Little House on the Prairie." Coined by Artie Lange of the Howard Stern Show. Synonymous with the Japanese slang maguro.
"I had to break up with Jane because it was nothing but little house on the prairie sex."
A new way to say hello
Strangers from everyday life: Hi
Me: AYYYYYEE U MODREN NOWWW!!!!!!
Hi
Hi by Galaxy Rinka February 22, 2018

Fuckedest 

1) as bad as it can get.

2) the worst possible on anything or any situation.

3) as ugly and as lame as it can get.
he is the fuckedest guy ever.

she is the fuckedest bitch around.
Fuckedest by nini877 November 27, 2007
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