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bosgirl 

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The heart of God
You have bosgirl
bosgirl by anonymous May 15, 2023
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Assed 

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Tired, annoyed, hungry
Maeve: omg get out of my room I’m so assed rn
Assed by SisterL June 10, 2018
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Burn 

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When a male is horny and gets an erect penis fast and then is able to ejaculate at a rather fast speed in a short time period

Heather: *giving a hand job*
David: WOAHH!! faster faster
Heather :*GRIP GETS HARDER HAND SPEEDS UP*
David: omg i think im gna ....AHH OHH BLAHH AAAA... *ejaculates* thats better
Heather: wow 20 seconds not bad..... i burned you
Burn by D Rowlinson January 22, 2007
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micromental 

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A topic broached by couples that consumes an inordinate amount of time in arguments. Or a person who is small minded and focuses intensely on minutiae with no basis in fact.
Why are we arguing about this micromental topic?
You are one micromental asshole!
micromental by Mars12321 November 8, 2018
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Nikked 

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When you’ve been inhaling a lot of Nicotine and you feel high
Hey man I’m really nikked right now ?
Oh really been smoking?
Yeah haha
Nikked by Logic301Official May 15, 2018
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Cracker Snatcher 

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Black guy that uses his prowess, i.e. oversized cock, to date exclusively white women, thereby making them unavailable to white guys. Fortunately, white guys don't mind as the snatchers tend to usually end up with the fattest, nastiest trailer park whores anyway.
friend #1 "I feel so sorry for Paul, some cracker snatcher made off with his wife."

friend #2 "Well, you had to see it coming, she's been complaining about his tiny wang for years."

friend #1 "I guess those back problems he's been having were the final straw for her."

friend #2 "I always thought he was a fag anyway, maybe he'll find a good man now"

Cracker Snatcher by Martyr_T September 5, 2008