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You Don't Win Friends With Salad 

Credit: The Simpsons

A song to sing in a Vegan's miserable face for trying to become your friend.
You Don't Win Friends With Salad, now go eat a fucking bacon butty you vegan scumbag
The g-spot is a lesbian bar that was named this so straight men wouldn’t be able to find it.
Josh: “She invited me to the g-spot
Andrew: “Oh so your gay
g-spot by Gay_botch October 27, 2020

Calidust 

The fine gritty dust found only in the deserts of California. Mentioned in the song "Hotel California" by The Eagles

"On a dark desert Highway cool wind in my hair, warm smell of Calidust rising up through the air"
Calidust by The Mayor of Wauna December 24, 2008

Surprise Nugget

A piece of poo that can't be flushed despite numerous attempts.
I just went to the bathroom and Paige has left a Surprise Nugget in the toilet.

Gretchen 

An adjective. Meaning Dirty, old, stanky, raggedy, shitty, rotten, fermented, fucked up, scraped, torn or just plain old Ugly as hell. Ya dig?
"Betty, take them GRETCHEN ass clothes off! Now!"

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Gretchen by DirtyDaveInthePHX March 2, 2009
JJKs are Jungkook's solo stans (fans) who support him and their focus is only him.

They always defend Jk from antis and their priority is his incredible music, they never turn their backs on him and wish the best for fave
Example:

- JJKS loves jungkook.
- JJKS we need to focus on jk only!
- JJKS let's do our best.
JJKS by hitmakerjeon January 9, 2024
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