funemployment

an individual who is on state funded unemployment and not doing anything to fix that... and blowing the money on leisure.

John and Tammy have the life... dont work and go out everynight they are on funemployment.

funemployment by LARIOT June 23, 2010

Aquaphobia

the fear of water; can be used in riddles and is silent but deadly. It starts with a and ends with a, it is a compound word, and second letter is q.

You know John has is aquaphobia so he can't swim with us today.

Aquaphobia by Annonymus1919 November 24, 2011

Facepalm soil

A poor quality potting medium that makes a gardener wants to facepalm e.g. unprocessed palm soil.

1. This muddy clay-like plant medium is such a facepalm soil as it will turn into a brick hard soil when it dries.

2. I was forced to mix up the facepalm soil with 50% paddy husks in order to make it dry enough and give it a good irrigation.

Facepalm soil by Pictopathy September 25, 2021

ROM

Read Only Memory derivative. Office speak (IT slang) for people who will never "get it". Like a ROM chip you can't write to, they cannot have new thoughts, they only spew back what has been programmed into them. Unable to write to their brain.

Bob: I need more memory, but I can't afford a hard drive right now so I am just gonna download a bunch of my files to a CD.

Jeff: He is such a ROM.

ROM by Jeff Dillard April 23, 2005

fucking weird

very eccentric, remarkably odd, fuckin' weird, farkin' weird, unique, brighter shade of normal, bizarre

The man pictured in the link is "fucking weird" ... he posted the pic himself because he wanted to be able to say that his picture is next to the definition.

"Okra is fucking weird"

fucking weird by kdw98 November 15, 2013

horsandbuggy

Old fashioned, dated

I can't believe they're so horsandbuggy as to expect me to fill this application out by hand.

horsandbuggy by Chris0101 February 22, 2008

1D Day

One of the best days ever in the life of a Directioner. On November 23rd, 2013 One Direction had a 7 hour day full of 1D, and called it 1DDay. 1D Day was an interactive livestream to promote One Direction's third album, Midnight Memories and to help 1D fans to get a whole day of awesome! It featured the band participating in games, interviews and live performances.

Go watch 1D Day! It was awesome!!

1D Day by all the love,K💕 March 31, 2019

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