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Iritable Woman Syndrom
Gn snap , Iws
Iws by Siy August 4, 2019

Interwank USB Virus 

This definition requires you to look up Interwank USB to understand this definition ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Associated with the popular fetish - Interwank USB - i.e engaging in hot cyber wanking or sex while getting hot to computer hardware by sticking your penis into any USB Port, if you like it from the front or the back ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). If one were to not clean the viruses from a computer or to not use protective gear like a condom, one can get a virus called Interwank USB Virus, this can be transmitted mainly via USB 1.0 or USB 2.0 ports. USB 3.0 ports makes the symptoms 3 times worse as it transmits faster than normal USB ports. Symptoms are as follows:

Worms
Trojan Horses
Malware
Ejaculation Infections
Rashes around your penis and USB port
CPU Brain Damage
Penis own Firewall
Cockblocking caused by penis firewall
Desire to vote for Donald Trump
Thinking that President Jacob Zuma is a good president
Premature Ejeculation

As of typing this Definition there is no cure for this virus as millions of dollars in research in this virus is still heading in dead ends. This virus is confirmed to be sexually transmitted and can be transferred to multiple people via engagement of sex.

Masturbate safely.
Guy1: Computer did you run your antivirus yesterday?
Computer: Maybe.
Guy1: Fuck it ok

-One Day later-

Guy1: I had sex with my computer last night
Guy2: Did you wear a condom?
Guy1: No? Why?
Guy2: Your computer has a virus
Guy1: Oh shit
Guy2: You have Interwank USB Virus
Interwank USB Virus by 69doopa June 22, 2016
Aarón es un chico muy buena persona, muy amable y dispuesto a ayudar. En público es muy difícil que cierre el poco pero normalmente es callado y a veces muy picaron en su mente, de hecho si lo provocaran se volvería loco por dentro y llegaría a su límite, lo mejor es que no lo seduzcan mucho porque no lo aparenta pero se pone MUY CALIENTE.

NO IGNORAR EL CONSEJO.

De resto un tipo muy majo.
*LE SEDUCE MUCHAS VECES CON TODAS SUS GANAS*

*AARÓN PIERDE LA CORDURA POR DENTRO* XD
Aarón by anonymous November 22, 2021

liquid chalk 

Also known as sharkchalk. A new spin on the traditional block chalk that is used for grip.
Hey, can I use some of your liquid chalk?
liquid chalk by Cliff Jaetner March 21, 2021

scramboose 

An early 70's slang word that means get going or leave quickly. It's a combination of scram and vamoose.
"Let's scramboose before our mother shows up and sees we are eating all the cookies."
scramboose by drhales October 1, 2012

Smoke And Fire 

A practical joke disguised as a card game (Similar to 52-Pickup).

How to play:
First shuffle the deck to where a red card is on the bottom of the deck, but don't let your opponent see that you are looking at the bottom card. Then, tell your opponent that a black card means smoke and a red card means fire. Now, show them the bottom card of the deck and ask them "Smoke or Fire?" They should now say "Fire". You will then throw ("Fire") the deck of cards at your opponent, who then has to throw the cards back at you.
Matt: Hey Carina, wanna play Smoke and Fire?
Carina: Yeah, sure, how do you play?
Matt: I'll show you a card. Red is fire. Black is smoke. *Shows her a 5 of diamonds*
Carina: Fire
Matt: *Chucks the deck at Carina* Haha, bitch.
Smoke And Fire by Quilava126 November 14, 2007
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