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Urban Dictionary

Illuminati 

They control everything.

If you don't have a girlfriend, don't have a real job, spend at least 90% of your waking life in front of a monitor at least one hundred times your dick length, and run a blog.
Man 1: "My cat died."
Man 2: "IT'S THE ILLUMINATI AT WORK!!!!!!"

Man 1: "The first black President in history has just entered the White House."
Man 2: ""HE'S NOT BLACK! THAT'S WHAT THE ILLUMINATI _WANT_ YOU TO BELIEVE!!!!!!!"
Illuminati by saycheeze August 19, 2009

Bogan Jacuzzi 

An Aussie slang term, typically used as a joke, that refers to farting in a bathtub—where the resulting bubbles give the impression of a “jacuzzi”.
The water was calm… until George turned it into a bogan jacuzzi
Bogan Jacuzzi by PtownJa’mie April 9, 2025
Asher is a hot, popular, hilarious person! He is will always be there to make you laugh and the girls he falls In love with are the luckiest people in the world! He usually is to fall in love with girls that are hot and he loves blonde girls!!! He tends to fall in love with girls named Brianna, Taylor and Hayley!! They are so lucky. If you ever meet an Asher make sure to keep him really close and never lose him!!!!!
New Girl - Who is that hottie I wanna know him??
Nerdy Girl that minds her business - Nah that’s Asher... you have no chance he only likes girls with blonde hair and he has a girlfriend that he adores called Brianna!

New Girl - **sigh** Well then she’s lucky..
Asher by Soccer and bubbles February 2, 2019
A word mistaken for a more common homophone by voice recognition software, which substitutes the more common spelling into the text of the dictated message. "Taco" is self-exemplary, as a homophone for "talko", a vocal analogue to the abbreviation for typographical error, "typo".
This message was dictated to my iPhone, please excuse tacos.
taco by mellifluousnerd October 31, 2011
Sky is the most amazing girl i have ever met, i'll take a bullet for her
Sky is the most amazing girl i have ever met, i'll take a bullet for her
Sky by Luvskyalltheway May 7, 2023

candy tease

when a house is decorated for Halloween, but the motherfuckers dont open the door and give you candy.
Person: That house looks creepy, i bet they have plenty of

candy.

*knocks on door and waits 10 seconds*

Person: Hey asshole i know youre in there, gimme some fucking candy.

Person 2: GTFO noob

Person: Wow what a fucking candy tease...
candy tease by iheartitties November 1, 2010
When one takes part in the highly skilled activity known as “slaying all day”
“Babes, you just Crunh all the time! I wish i could Crunh like you.”
crunh by gps.77 June 22, 2023
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