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Ted time 

Masturbation, self pleasure, rubbing one out, jacking off, polishing the mayonnaise canon, beating off, shooting the love gun, spank the monkey, ext...
I was getting turned on watching Miles shower in the locker room so I had to jump in a stall for some Ted time.
Ted time by Ruta Belmont September 23, 2011
Aussie slang for Testicles.
Person 1: G'day Nakas!
Person 2: G'day Robbo!
Nakas by Matthew Hazbro December 28, 2008

qualijare 

coolness, a good thing,
dude that was qualijare
qualijare by Jared November 20, 2003
A pedo, British slang most of the time used to describe a teacher or something along those lines who is a creep.
"You know that French teacher?"
"The one who has sweat marks on his shirt?"
"Yeah, he's a nonce"
Nonce by Killer Qween March 9, 2019

yourhomiejojo 

Only the best of genshin players and a super helpful and kind friend.
Hey, I need some help with getting my crit dmg up on my genshin team, know anyone who would be able to help?
Yourhomiejojo knows almost everything about genshin. If you ask her, she’ll most definitely help you!
yourhomiejojo by Omega_flowey July 28, 2021

gravitational misery 

The principle explaining the strong gravitational pull between miserable people.
Misery loves company is scientifically laid bare when you read more in depth on the topic of gravitational misery!
gravitational misery by Dr Bunnygirl September 1, 2020
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