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When something is so unbelievably cringe to the point of self deprecation in which then spawns the constant feeling of suicide and self harm.
This shit has me MORPHUS!
Morphus by weial August 2, 2022

Monkey Slum 

A black person, or person of color who is a slave and is oppressed in the slums of the racial dominancy of white superiority.
Those monkey slums will never become superior than the white race.
Monkey Slum by jabbercum January 25, 2019

the candy cane 

receiving a hand job with peppermint massage oil which is finished by a blow job. you say "candy cane" at the moment of ejaculation as she enjoys the mint flavored load.
she was giving me a handy this morning with this peppermint massage oil. right when I was about to come she started sucking it. afterward she smiled, wiping it off her lips and said "it's minty." that's when it struck me and I coined the term "the candy cane." look for it on urban dictionary later.
He Is Amazing, Kind, Sweet, Nice, Good Looking, Intelligent, GREAT Kisser And Funny
He Has A Big Heart, Big Muscles And Awesome Parents !
He Is The Best Boyfriend In The Whole Wide World And He Is The Guy Everybody Loves, Especially Me !
He Loves Seeing People Smile, And Can Make People Smile, Very Easily ! Love You Jadeo.
Jadeo = AMAZING !
Jadeo by Miss 8r00k3 L June 29, 2011

Juul.buzz 

Juul.buzz a popular Instagram account based on electronic cigarettes called juuls. Juul.buzz or DOIT4BUZZ means to get fat ass buzzes while hitting a juul.
Hey man DOIT4BUZZ

Fuck yeah dude I get those mad buzzes

Juul.buzz
Juul.buzz by Juul butthole February 24, 2018

PP Longcocking 

The name you give someone when their dick is long enough to submerge into the piss water shall they decide to sit down to urinate.
Big Easy: Bro, you ever wake up in the middle of the night and have to piss but would rather sit down than stand because you are so tired?

Mad Tony: Doesn't matter how tired I am, I need to stand otherwise my chode dangles in the piss water.

Big Easy: Ok there PP Longcocking, your shoe size is a 7.
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