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Urban Dictionary

verkerkian 

Any crappy type of hole.

There was a bobcat operator named Verkerk who couldn't drill fence post holes worth a damn.
"He's digging that hole in Verkerkian fashion"
"Schnag had hoped to blast a big hole in ground with that stick of dynamite, but it ended up pretty Verkerkian"
verkerkian by big chopper August 4, 2003
Not everyone is young. Past a certain age, people, particularly men, start to be dead. Which leaves the women who had been their wives and who are not dead, alone. These women have grandchildren, a house, and a life insurance settlement from their late husband.

The more realistic ones realize that 'until death do us part' and white picket fences are for starting families. And that they already had a family, which has grown up and moved away and one of them, died. And that they are not going to start another. They still have the picket fence and the house behind it and do not need another. So 'until death do us part' leaves their agenda.

A gentleman of the same age who has the good fortune to be alive and the good sense not to be interested in young chickies with whom he has nothing in common, will be able to please any number of these ladies and himself regularly.

He is a player. If he is interested in these ladies for their money, he is neither a gentleman nor a player. He is a cad. cf. convict, anal rape victim, extraditee, applicant for Swiss citizenship, et alia. One does not need to own a beach house. It suffices to spend weekends at hers.

He omits to mention any of these ladies to any other of them, not because he imagines any of them to be such dunces as not to know, but for reasons of good taste and decorum.
Trevor loved taking Mrs. Dalrymple up the coast of a weekend in his Jaguar. It made them both feel that he was not so much a player as a gallant that he paid for everything, as though that were anything but a gesture to so wealthy a woman as Mrs. Dalrymple. Or was it Mrs. Fosgate whom he had tucked it to four times over the weekend. Or perhaps Mrs. Armbruster? They all looked so very much alike in the dark. Trevor, who was C of E and thus naturally an atheist, nevertheless devoutly worshipped cialis.
Player by Haulroad June 22, 2010
the smell of programmers
Stronty by L December 12, 2003

cock nugget 

A word to describe someone that is an idiot, complete jackass, or has done somethinng very stupid.
Steve is a complete cock nugget. Did you hear about him getting a rim job from a hooker?
cock nugget by rico suav June 25, 2010
An amazing surname that only very intelligent and handsome people have.It has it’s origins in medieval times, when welders were referred to as Weldman.
Josh notweldman:I wish my surname was Weldman
Firstname Weldman:Yeah keep dreaming
Weldman by WesleyWeldmanFan January 18, 2021

iron paradise 

The gym. Where you get swole.
Hossito: See you all at the iron paradise.
iron paradise by Teeeelair January 3, 2020
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