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toxic parasite 

a questionably homosexual adolescent boy, that loves drama more than jacking off and his mother. He is a momma's boy and loves to feel sorry for himself. He loves and admits that he likes pissing his younger girlfriend off and makes her feel bad about herself. He cheats on her by hooking up with random girls and emailing them. He's to big of a pussy to tell his mother about his new "fling" with another woman so he emails her about it too (who the fuck emails anymore anyway?). Basically he sucks, and says he loves her but he doesnt at all!
Toxic Parasite: hey what did u do today?
Girlfriend: nothing just hung out with some friends.
Toxic Parasite: who?
Girlfriend: Oh hannah, sarah, jimmy, billy, and robert
Toxic Parasite: WTF!!!?? I CANT BELEIVE YOU?!!? I CANT TRUST U EVER AGAIN!!! YOU HUNG OUT WITH OTHER GUYS AND FUCKED ME OVER!
toxic parasite by yowatsup? November 24, 2010

bababooey 

bababooey. bababooey.
bababooey by slommytime September 12, 2020

In for 1! (or 2, 3, 4, whatever)

Slang used on various internet fora which translates to "I will partake in this particular purchasing option and purchase 1"
Internet Deal Website: "Sick awesome deal Alert - 80% off on extra-medium sized shirts - amazing deal!"

Person in comments section: In for 1! (or 2, 3, 4, whatever)
What you're not getting tonight, or ever.
Boy: Can I screw your pussy?
12 Year Old Girl: Mom, Jared Fogle's trying to rape me!
Pussy by JurassicParkFan October 4, 2020

Brinklin 

One who will brinkle often.
"Hey, Karen, Did you see Jim brinkling that boy outside?"

"Oh yeah, it just another goddamn brinklin!"
Brinklin by MarbleBlastUltra June 6, 2013

wayne barry 

bad@$$ and can steal Sam Dennineo's chick lexis any time he wants
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