when you are standing at the urinal and you have to shit but can't, either because the stalls are full or you have a phobia, and whilst trying to only urinate you accidentatly drop a deuce in your pants.
person 1: "Hey man why did you leave the park so fast?"
person 2: "I got a standing deuce-ation and had to chance my pants"
person 1: "Man that's Fucking sick!"
A conjunction of technology and bandwagon used to refer to those (people or organizations) that adopt technology at the onset of mass usage before understanding its merits and functions.
Company XYZ started using Twitter and Facebook to advertise their product through social media sites without knowing exactly how social media works. They clearly jumped aboard the techno-wagon.
bandwagon, early-adopter, abstinence, amish, Generation Y