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jalarsela 

The spanish word for jacking off or cumming
Le gusto jalarsela
jalarsela by Suck my bolas March 25, 2017
booty badonkadonk azz onion booty
adjective used to describe a good butt. A sly way of saying a girl has a nice ass in front of her, or out in public.
" Damn nicca...you peep that GARG...you could sit a cup on that booty"

Dervied from " GARGantuan Grated Goat Gate "
Garg by A Tribe Called Fresh October 17, 2008
For one, its a small middle eastern country that, by the look of it from Google earth, is inhabited by white cars only... But no-one cares about that, the term 'Yemen' today is used to describe (usually) a vast amount of epicity in something, whether it be a situation (1) a belonging (2) or somebody's actions (3)
(1) Dude, i heard from Josh that theres gonna be like thirty naked bitches at the pool tonight, they gon break in and have a party, you should come man, it'll be fuckin yemen.

(2) Dude i love your new windows phone, facebook integration, CUSTOMISED COLOURS!? This shit is Yemen!

(3) Ey mang thanks for hookin me in aye, thats some yemeny bro-love there.. Y00 MAI BOI!
Yemen by infadibulum May 25, 2011

what the juice 

Another way to say “What the hell?” Popularized by Randy “Ninja” Cunningham.
What the juice, Howard? You’re such a shoob!
what the juice by EpicEric26 July 8, 2018

Spacetime-Probability Sociology

The specific analysis of group dynamics in a five-dimensional reality where communities are not just spread across space and time, but across probability branches. How do you form a neighborhood when your neighbor exists in a branch where your houses are in different positions? How do you hold a town meeting when attendees keep branching into alternative discussion threads? And what happens to social hierarchies when everyone knows there's a version of themselves that's richer, more popular, and better looking? Spacetime-probability sociology reveals that in a multiverse of infinite possibilities, the only thing that remains constant is the human capacity for jealousy, which somehow transcends dimensional boundaries.
Spacetime-Probability Sociology Example: "At the first inter-branch community meeting, a classic example of spacetime-probability sociology occurred. Representatives from different probability branches tried to agree on a zoning law. Branch A wanted parks; Branch B wanted parking lots; Branch C had already zoned everything for miniature golf and couldn't understand why everyone else was behind. The meeting ended when someone pointed out that in Branch D, they'd already resolved everything and were having cake. Everyone immediately wanted to be in Branch D, and the original meeting collapsed into branch envy."
The Mandem is a group of Logangstas who are looking to cheff up some blud who is bare annoying
Some guy known as EL Charlie"Oh shit that's the mandem going to cheff up this roadman who's being bare annoying"
Mandem by Logangsta69 February 26, 2021
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