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Urban Dictionary

n. The seventh month of the Gregorian calendar, specifically in the south.

Adj. Any time a lawyer, Human Resorces Director or media mogul opens their mouth.
What are you all doing for the 4th of Jewlie?

I was told my raise would be in my next pay. Boy, does that Jewlie
Jewlie by BigNTasty January 8, 2005

mc hammer 

A Scottish tool for pounding on things.
Aye, Connor, hand me that mc hammer, I've gotta drive a nail inta this piece a wood.
mc hammer by Frisco Pete October 26, 2007
A boy unlike any other. One you can truly see yourself being with for the rest of your life. He is the boy you'd die for. You look at him, and your heart will just.. melt. Everything you thought you knew about 'love' changes into something you never could have imagined because of this boy. Once you were broken, and now you are fixed. You can almost feel the emotion in his texts, you can HEAR the truth in his words, you can listen to the rhythmic sounds of love in every single one of his heart beats. You'll want to marry this boy. I promise you. His smile could make the strongest of hearts melt. His laugh could give you so many butterflies that they'll fill your entire stomach and send them flying out of your toes. You'll instantly fall in love with him. Nothing else matters but him. Your head is filled with thoughts of him. Everything reminds you of him. A minute feels like a lifetime with him not around. The memories with a Jordan could pierce the soul. You could never bring yourself to leave him. Never. No matter what he did, when you know that you're all his.. it doesn't ever matter. You spend days with him, and when he leaves, it feels as though it's been 5 minutes. You feel like, in order to feel whole, you need to be around him. To see those amazing eyes and have him hold you in his arms. You love him. You love him always.. Having a Jordan in your life is not always a privilege, but the one i have is surely #1, and i never want to lose my Jordan.
Me: Having Jordan Kresen in my life is an absolute blessing!
The rest of the world: totes.
Jordan by el0ra November 19, 2012

flirtless 

adjective.
when somebody you flirt with, doesn't flirt back.
sounds like, "shirtless".
i feel flirtless.

said to the girl you have been flirting with, when she blows off your flirting, with other words, that are definitely not flirting words .
"now i am flirtless".
flirtless by kr338r May 15, 2011

dunkible 

Some you can dunk on(preferably someone short like a short person)
Person 1:Hey you look hella dunkible

Person 2:what?

Person1: RAHHHHHH

person 2 :”dead”
dunkible by Wallsmasher9000 November 17, 2023

Dak and Brody 

A Youtube Channel made in October 19, 2019.
Dak and Brody (Jonah Marais and Eben Franckewitz) are the main roles, and they are the perfect duo... Until something bad happens (e.g when Dak poops in Brody's tortilla bags)
Their side-kick assistant is Kliph Dinkleberg (Zach Herron)
Their shef is Shef Boi D (Daniel Seavey)
Their water-boys are Max and Hprvex (Max and Harvey)
Dak's sister is Dakota (Katie Goodwin) and Brody falls in love with her
Limelights: Wait- aren't they Jonah and Eben?
Me: No they're Dak and Brody
Dak and Brody by imrubyherron November 16, 2019
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