Fox
Fox by DumplingCat February 23, 2021
Urban Dictionary
mouthassjackery
1. Talking about something or someone in a positive light, when in reality, the words coming out of your mouth are pure fiction.
2. Talking about something you don't know anything about while trying to present the illusion you are educated on the subject.
3. The act of saying absolutely ridiculous shit.
2. Talking about something you don't know anything about while trying to present the illusion you are educated on the subject.
3. The act of saying absolutely ridiculous shit.
example 1:
Joe: George Bush was the best president the United States ever had!
Jack: Imma punch you in your dumb face if you don't stop that mouthassjackery.
example 2:
Vince Offer for the SlapChop:
... This thing, this tuna looks boring. Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life. Add this tuna putting it in like this now you’re going to have a nice, tuna, salad. Look at this you’re gonna have an exciting life now.
TV Viewer: LOL - good ole' Vince ... He is the master of mouthassjackery.
Joe: George Bush was the best president the United States ever had!
Jack: Imma punch you in your dumb face if you don't stop that mouthassjackery.
example 2:
Vince Offer for the SlapChop:
... This thing, this tuna looks boring. Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life. Add this tuna putting it in like this now you’re going to have a nice, tuna, salad. Look at this you’re gonna have an exciting life now.
TV Viewer: LOL - good ole' Vince ... He is the master of mouthassjackery.
mouthassjackery by smartestgurlever April 17, 2009
Pork circle
The act of spit roasting a series of female deuce and a half or bigger females with an uninterruped mouth to genital circuit.
Pork circle by Jim-Bob Cooter December 10, 2016
cumberland furnace
When you have sex with your lady right before she has to drop a huge deuce, causing her lady bits to feel tighter.
I have to take a huge poo, so it might be a good time to do a Cumberland Furnace. The booty is full of logs.
cumberland furnace by radioedit16 April 25, 2017
sexual tension jellyfish
hand gesture used in EXTREME situations of sexual tension.
Make a fist with one hand and place the other underneath 'grabbing' at air and wiggling your fingers :)
Make a fist with one hand and place the other underneath 'grabbing' at air and wiggling your fingers :)
Shanice: hey trevaun...*silence*...*pause*...
Trevaun: hey shanice...*longer pause*...
Shanice: ...
Trevaun: .....
Shanice: .........
Billy: *sexual tension jellyfish*
Trevaun: hey shanice...*longer pause*...
Shanice: ...
Trevaun: .....
Shanice: .........
Billy: *sexual tension jellyfish*
sexual tension jellyfish by little miss pseud 'o' nym January 22, 2011
Topherific
Topherific by topher_08 March 22, 2010
Indonesians
Literally the ONLY people you'll ever get to hang out with if you don't stop taking everything so goddamn seriously and grow a thick skin.
"You take things too seriously, either grow a thick skin, or hang out with Indonesians the rest of your life"
Indonesians by Someone32143214 June 14, 2023