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Urban Dictionary

MASS-Holes 

A contemptuous term for people from the state of Massachusetts. Of course it comes from the words 'MASSachusetts' + 'ASSholes'. Sometimes it's used chiefly for the people of the Greater Boston Area (Lexington, Concord, Boston itself, Salem, etc. And some people just narrow it down to Bostonians themselves.
1. In 2019 I took a very long but much-needed vacation to cities and sites I had never been to before. I visited Ottawa and Quebec City, drove thru Quebec Province and reentered the USA via Maine. I drove extensively thru every state in New England that I hadn't been thru before. Part of that was the American Revolution Minuteman Park at Lexington and Concord . After eating a filling, delicious meal of clam 'chowdah', I got into my 'cah' and explored Boston all afternoon and early evening. Driving there is CRAZY. My tour book warned about 'MASS-holes' but the real problem is the constant flow of traffic. You DO get to see a lot, however. It's fun.
2. During my 2019 vacation BION 'MASS-hole' drivers weren't the rudest ones that I had to deal with. It was the drivers in Providence, Rhode Island who were bigger assholes than the 'MASS-holes'. Driving in Boston is wild and wooly but it wasn't anywhere as it wad in Providence. They are rude!
3. After my adventures in Rhode Island and Connecticut, I reentered Massachusetts and visited the Dr. Seuss Museum and Sculpture Garden (salute to my youth) in Springfield. Driving there was easy, no 'MASS-hole' drivers.
4. Last year the racist militia shits and disciples of the Cult of Donnie Traitor Douchebag TrashTrumpChump were fucking off at Boston Common for 'freedumb' rallies, spreading the virus, endangering children, acting like the shit heads they are - they were WORSE than any MASS-holes could ever be.
MASS-Holes by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 7, 2021

Burger King Man 

The Burger King Man watches you while you sleep, never taking his eyes off of you. Waiting for the moment to strike.
His natural habitat is the airplanes.
Person 1: Hey man, idk what's going on, but I feel like someone's watching us.

Person 2: It's probably the Burger King man!

Burger King Man: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Cammy grant

U are a cammy grant
Cammy grant by Hoezlife March 16, 2020

yammernice 

Your such a yammernice
yammernice by anonymous November 22, 2021

Annorexic 

People (Mainly Girls) who pretend that they are never hungry to make themselves skinnier. In other people's eyes they are perfect but to them, all they see is fat. I would know i am one...
:)
Richard: Wanna go to Mcdonalds?
Me: Nah. I'm not hungry

Richard: You're never hungry
Me: Because i'm annorexic..
Annorexic by Aesthetic Annorexia November 28, 2016

pootycheeks 

Pootycheeks is when you have poop residue left on their bootycheeks.
I was going to go down on Britney, but I couldn't. She has a severe case of pootycheeks.
pootycheeks by BossLady82 November 30, 2023

bumpus middle school

The worst ass school in the universe. One day this school will be bombed like issa terrorist attack 😊💛
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