An opinionated narcissist who's deodorant stops working mid day and has the entire office smell her pits for reassurance that they do indeed smell like cucumber vomit.

To be crazy drunk driving!

Drunk, usually heavily so. Drunk to the point of not remembering what happened

“Do you want to look at the stars tonight and fall in love?”
“Do you want to listen to all the song that are for insane lovers?”

Used when you want to ask your crush that but you’re too scared of them rejecting you so instead you use this super long acronym 😭

She is a beautiful girl with a beautiful heart. She’s always there if you need her and loves to talk to people. She’s goofy and loves a good laugh. She will give you the world of you let her. If you do her dirty she will cut you off and never fuk you again. She’s tomboyish so she loves sport and can dress girly and boyish. She’s pulls them both. She’s deserves the world so give it to her.

When you realize that you are not going through a hard time